Oh hello, Christian, while you were out designing fabulous shoes, someone had a little DIY fun with chainsaws and stud guns in your studio. We all love to get our crafty on at times but what ridiculous creature did you make this for?! Granted the cost is minimal compared to some of your shoes (that's another issue I need to discuss with you, by the way) but it's no excuse for sloppiness. Generally zippers and exaggerated pulls are made to enhance a bag but in your case, it is the bag. I have to stop looking at this now because I have an unnatural urge to tug and pull at things until I rip them to pieces.